Homosexuality is unnatural! It says so in this book where snakes talk, people come back from the dead, a guy walks on water, and a virgin has a baby.
I just wonder how many of these people are taking pictures because they know it’s wrong or they’re just like LOOK AT MY SWEET NEW TAT
I hate brushing my teeth at night because that signifies that you can’t have anymore food and I’m just never ready for that kind of commitment
“I went through it all on set: I fell in love with a woman, and I watched my life play out on screen. And now, as we are gearing up for the release of season 2, it feels liberating and appropriate to live my life in front of you.”
This is the least cool thing in the article, AND IT’S BASICALLY AN ALIEN SPACESHIP
#8. Morpheus Can Land Like a UFO
Project Morpheus is an unmanned prototype lander capable of vertically landing in darkness on rugged terrain, thanks to its Autonomous Landing and Hazard Avoidance Technology, which is presumably named after the prolific Dr. Alhat. Composed of giant steel balls and an underside from which flames are farted, Project Morpheus is expected to trailblaze future lunar, planetary, and asteroid missions, assuming we ever figure out how to fund said missions in the first place.
I looked at this and then thought “Okay, but what’s the formula?”
And then I laughed at myself.
*follows dreams* *dreams dont follow back* *unfollows dreams*
remember the time shrek 2 ended with the best animated music number ever for no apparent reason